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Helge Schneider


Weihnachten bei van den Bergs

1. 24. Dezember, 16.00 Uhr bei van den Bergs
2. Kirchengang
3. Der Geschenke-Song


Guten Tach. Auf Wiedersehn. Autobiographie, Teil 1

Kurzbeschreibung:
Dieses Buch ist ein gutes Buch. Der Verfasser hat es selbst geschrieben. Alles, was in dem Buch steht, ist wirklich war. Die Idee zu dem Buch kam Helge, weil er dachte, hier, das Buch zur Person. Es gibt das Buch zum Film, die Seife zur Schallplatte, den Film zum Auto, das Getränk zum Buch usw., und viele machen so was. Was ist der Mensch eigentlich, warum erhebt er sich über die Schnecke? ...


Ladiladiho

1. Ladiladiho
2. Der viereckige Hai
3. Texas


Hörspiele Vol.1

1. Sandkasten
2. Pommesbude
3. Arbeitsamt
4. Klaus und Erwin
5. Toilette
6. Musikverlag
7. Studentin und Unternehmer und Semmelrogge
8. Sozialamt
9. Kaffeekranz


Seine größten Erfolge

1. (Leichte Übung von Bach)
2. Mädchen wollen küssen
3. Hunderttausend Rosen schick ich dir
4. Texas
5. Je ne griäh
6. Schneemann bau´n
7. Ich bin der Hottemax
8. Ich geh einsam durch die Strassen
9. Reprise (100 000 Rosen)


New York, I am coming

1. Guten Tach!
2. Labamba
3. Ansprache
4. Ich will frei sein!
5. Ansprache
6. 100 000 Rosen
7. Wenn ich dich nicht halten kann...
8. Heine
9. New York I´m coming!


The Last Jazz

1. Softly, as in a morning sunrise
2. Round about midnight
3. On green dolphin street
4. You´ve changed
5. Lullaby of birdland
6. Sophisticated Lady
7. Mr. P.C.
8. Good bait - Mack the knife
9. Lady bird




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