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Helge Schneider


Neues Buch: Satan Loco ist erschienen

Pünktlich fertig geworden, vor dem Start der Buxe voll! Tournee ist Helges neues Buch.
Jetzt ist bei Amazon bestellbar und seit Mai 2011 im Handel zu kaufen.


Erwin Klemke präsentiert: "Das Köln Konzert" - Ein offizielles live Bootleg

Mitschnitt der Karnevalshows 2010 in der Kölner Philharmonie

Die CD gibt es derzeit exclusiv beim Konzert-Merchandisingstand sowie im Online-Shop von Roofmusic!


Bonbon aus Wurst - Mein Leben

"Ich habe 1992 bereits handgeschriebene Erinnerungen vorgelegt, die aber aufgrund meines damaligen Zeitmangels und meiner Beschränktheiten zum größten Teil auf erfundenen Lügenmärchen basierten. Jetzt ist es an der Zeit aufzuräumen."
Helges neuestes Werk ist erschienen! Mit Helges Originalstimme als Hörbuch und für Alle, die lieber selber lesen, in Papierform.


Mein Führer - Die wirklich wahrste Wahrheit über Adolf Hitler Ein Film von Dani Levy

Die DVD enthält auch viele der Szenen, die der Regisseur für die Kinofassung nicht verwendete.

Dezember 1944: Der totale Krieg ist so gut wie total verloren. Doch so leicht will Goebbels (Sylvester Groth) sich nicht geschlagen geben. Am Neujahrstag soll der Führer mit einer kämpferischen Rede noch einmal die Massen begeistern. Das Ganze hat nur einen Haken: Der Führer kann nicht.


I Brake together Das (Studio)Album zur Tournee 2007

Zusammen mit der I Brake together Band hat Helge acht nagelneue Tracks und sieben Neuaufnahmen eingespielt. Davon einige mit Hitpotential.

1. Meine Supermaus
2. Käsebrot
3. I Brake Together
4. Lady Suppenhuhn
5. Die Trompeten von Mexiko


Käsebrot Maxi CD (mit Video)

1. Käsebrot
2. The making of... (musikalische Einführung in "Käsebrot")
3. Käsefüß
4. 2 Käsebröter (am Klavier) (Video)
5. Käsebrot (Video)


Die Memoiren des Rodriguez Faszanatas - Bekenntnisse eines Heiratsschwindlers

Kurzbeschreibung:
»Entschuldigung, haben wir uns nicht irgendwo schon mal gesehen?« Ob er den Frauen mit kleinen Geschenken oder mit geballter sexueller Energie entgegentrat - er war


Käsebrot

1. Käsebrot
2. The making of...


Füttern verboten!

1. Garderobe I
2. Eröffnung in F
3. Themen
4. Zoo
5. Vorstellung der Tiere
6. Zoolied
7. Liebe Gemeinde
8. Blue Wedding Organ
9. TV Übertragung
10. Fingernagel
11. Titanic


00 Schneider - Jagd auf Nihil Baxter

Kurzbeschreibung:
Helges 2. Kinofilm!! Er ist gleich in vier Rollen zu sehen: Als 00-Schneider der Detektiv, als Verbrecher Nihil Baxter, als Hobbychirurg Dr. Hasenbein und als Popstar Johnny Flash. Handlung: In einem Zirkus wird der Clown Bratislav Metulski (Bratislav Metulski) tot aufgefunden. 00 Schneider (Helge Schneider), der schon pensoniert ist, wird von seinem Boß gebeten, diesen brisanten Fall zu übernehmen.




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