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"Auf dem Boden in der Kirche lag ein zusammengeknüllter Damenslip."
"Das laute Geknatter kam von da drüben! Ein harscher Strahl Licht rannte über die mit Reliefs bekörperte Wand des Gotteshauses und verformte sich zu einem grellen Blitzezucken, genau über dem großen Fenster, wo die Jungfrau Maria ihr Kind im Arm wiegt, dann verschwand das Gleißen, und plötzlich, ohne Vorwarnung, raste die Silhouette eines Höllenmotorrads durch das Hauptportal, riss das Becken mit dem Weihwasser mit sich und sprang über den Altar, landete scheppernd an der Stirnwand, wo die Kerzen diesen unheimlichen, brennenden Schein fabriziert hatten, doch nun war das gesamte Kerzenfeuer schlagartig verworfen." Wer ist der Akteur dieses wilden Auftritts? Vielleicht ein dummer Bruder des Teufels? Wo spielt denn dieses Inferno? In einer wüstenähnlichen Gegend im spanischen Hochland? Vielleicht aber später auch in Köln oder Südamerika? Das ganze Buch ist eine sehr mystische Angelegenheit, bei der man nicht viel voraussagen kann - nicht einmal, ob der Kommissar Schneider auftreten wird. Alles bleibt mysteriös und vage ...



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