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00 Schneider - Im Wendekreis der Eidechse gibt es jetzt als DVD! | Helge Schneider


00 Schneider - Im Wendekreis der Eidechse gibt es jetzt als DVD!

Einen hinterhältigen Sittenstrolch hat 00 Schneider gerade hinter Gitter gebracht, da sind seine genialen Fähigkeiten schon wieder gefragt.
Ein Tabakladen wird überfallen, auf einem Bauernhof verschwindet ein Huhn, und sexuelle Übergriffe häufen sich. Schnell findet der Fahnder einen Verdächtigen: Kettenraucher Jean-Claude Pillemann, wegen seiner geschmeidigen Bewegungen auch "Die Eidechse" genannt. Mordanschlägen und Zahnschmerzen zum Trotz heftet sich der Kommissar an seine Fersen.



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