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Helge Schneider

Die nächsten Termine

20.08.2017 Kiel

Krusenkoppel

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23.08.2017 Mönchengladbach

Schloss Reydt

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26.08.2017 Chemnitz

Filmnächte

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27.08.2017 Dresden

Filmnächte am Elbufer

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29.08.2017 Leipzig

Parkbühne

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Helge bekommt das goldene Schlitzohr des Jahres 2008

Bei einer originellen Preisverleihung in der Mülheimer Stadthalle erhielt Helge das Goldene Schlitzohr, den Preis des Clubs der Schlitzohren verliehen.

EL SNYDER & CHARLY Mc WHITE

Manchmal dauert es etwas länger... Helge Schneider und Charly Weiss träumten davon, auf Tournee zu gehen. Das war 1974, doch keiner hatte ein Auto und die Tournee fiel aus. Diesmal soll es klappen!

Chubby Checker

Zur neuen Udo Lindenberg Platte "Stark wie Zwei" hat Helge ein Lied beigetragen.

Besucher der Helge Konzerte kennen und lieben die virtuellen Duette von Helge und Udo schon lange.
Nun hat Udo nach langer Zeit wieder eine neue Platte eingespielt und einen Song der CD hat Helge geschrieben und erstmals singen die beiden auch wirklich zusammen. Hier geht´s zu Udos Heimatseite. "Stark wie zwei" - die neue Udo CD gibt´s bei Amazon

Das neue Buch ist fertig!

Eine Liebe im Sechsachteltakt - Der große abgeschlossene Schicksalsroman von Robert Fork.

In der Weihnachtspause hat Helge ein neues Buch geschrieben. Jetzt steht es frischgedruckt in der Buchhandlung. Der Internethändler Amazon liefert es Dir direkt nach Hause.

Die Kinofilme auf DVD

Aktuell gibt es von Eurovideo eine neue Sammlung aller 4 Kinofilme, in denen Helge nicht nur die Hauptrolle spielte, sondern die er auch selbst erfunden hat. Seit 14. Oktober 2005 gibt es auch die Einzelausgaben der Helge Kinofilme zu kaufen.

Es handelt sich dabei um die jeweils identischen Ausgaben der Helge Schneider Special Edition.

Tournee 2008 AKOPALÜZE NAU !

Hirngefoltert von über tausend schlechten Telenovelas und schlimmsten Reality-Spots, (teilweise sogar nackt!) reißt sich HELGE SCHNEIDER den Tournee-Titel APOKALÜZE NAU!!! unter den Nagel!

Die DVD zum Film "Mein Führer" ist erschienen

Auf der DVD zeigt Dani Levy, als Bonus, auch die ursprünglich Rahmenhandlung und viele Outtakes.

Zur Premiere hatte Helge den Film kritisiert, u.a., weil der Regisseur in der Kinofassung viele Szenen nicht verwendete. Mit einer neuen Rahmenhandlung veränderte er den Film gegenüber der Drehbuchfassung stark.
"Es ist ein anderer Film." sagte Helge damals. Und: „Es ist...Dani Levys Film. Als Regisseur ist es auch sein Recht, Szenen umzuschneiden. Aber das darf ich ja dann wiederum kritisieren.”

Originalzeichnungen

Originale von Helge gibt es jetzt in der Privatgalerie Walentowski zu sehen - und zu kaufen.

Die neue CD ist im Handel

Das gleichnamige Album, zur gleichnamigen Tournee, mit der gleichnamigen Band.

Gemeinsam mit Pete York, Sandro Giampietro und Rudi Contra hat Helge es im Oktober und November letzten Jahres eingespielt. Bei Amazon kannst Du in die Songs reinhören und es bestellen.

Jetzt ist es raus - Die Memoiren des Rodriguez Faszanatas

Auf mysteriösen Wegen ist Helge an die Memoiren des Heiratsschwindlers Rodriguez Faszanatas gekommen. Ganz klar, dass er sich diese Steilvorlage nicht entgehen lässt und keine Mühen gescheut hat, dieses Dokument eines bewegten Lebens der breiten Öffentlichkeit zugänglich zu machen. Das Buch macht da weiter wo Globus Dei aufhört. Amazon liefert es Dir bequem nach Hause.



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