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Helge Schneider

Die nächsten Termine

20.08.2017 Kiel

Krusenkoppel

Ticket buchen
23.08.2017 Mönchengladbach

Schloss Reydt

Ticket buchen
26.08.2017 Chemnitz

Filmnächte

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27.08.2017 Dresden

Filmnächte am Elbufer

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29.08.2017 Leipzig

Parkbühne

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Neues Buch: Satan Loco - die Bilder

Helges neues Buch Satan Loco >>> bringt nicht nur eine Wiederbegegnung mit Kommissar Schneider, sondern enthält auch zahlreiche Zeichnungen von Helge. Aber seht selbst! Das Buch ist bei Amazon >>> bestellbar.

Neues Buch: Satan Loco - die Bilder
Neues Buch: Satan Loco - die Bilder
Neues Buch: Satan Loco - die Bilder
Neues Buch: Satan Loco - die Bilder
Neues Buch: Satan Loco - die Bilder
Neues Buch: Satan Loco - die Bilder
Neues Buch: Satan Loco - die Bilder
Neues Buch: Satan Loco - die Bilder

Helges Holzkopp Orgel Trio

Helge trifft Willy Ketzer und Sandro Giampiedro, zwei Musiker seiner Tourband im Berliner Musikclub Quasimodo >>> zum Jazzkonzert.
Ursprünglich unmittelbar vor der Konzertserie im Admiralspalast geplant, müssen die Auftritte wegen einer Erkältung von Helge leider auf Juni verschoben werden.
Die Karten behalten ihre Gültigkeit!!!
Und zwar vom
27.03. für den 17.06. und vom
28.03. für den 18.06.!
Wer Tickets für die Konzerte besitzt an den neuen Terminen nicht kann, oder an einem anderen Tag das Konzert besuchen will, wendet sich bitte an die Vorverkaufstelle, bei der er/sie die Karten gekauft hat!

Mozart & Katzeklo

Helge als Wolfgang Amadeus >>> und 25 andere Filme, die die Alexander Kluge mit Helge gedreht hat, können jetzt in der dctp.tv >>> Datenbank kostenlos angesehen werden. Seite aufrufen und in der Suchmaske nach Personen "Helge" eingeben.

Mozart & Katzeklo
Mozart & Katzeklo
Mozart & Katzeklo
Mozart & Katzeklo
Mozart & Katzeklo
Mozart & Katzeklo
Mozart & Katzeklo
Mozart & Katzeklo
Mozart & Katzeklo

Helge In der Zeitung

Normalerweise veröffentlichen wir hier keine Kritiken zu Helges Konzerten. Für
Patrick Bahners >>> FAZ Bericht über die Karnevalshows 2011 in der Kölner Philhamornie machen wir eine Ausnahme.

Februar 2011 Johannes Waechter im Gespräch mit Helge über Jazz und Humor im Musikblog des SZ - Magazins >>>

Videos mit Helge

1. Pressekonferenz zur Buxe voll! Tournee am 7.12. in Berlin
2. Harald Schmidt 9.12.10 Aufführung von John Cage´s "4.33".
3. Helge & friends am 9.12.2010 im Gdanska in Oberhausen
4. So kommt der Käse zwischen die Brotscheiben

Held der Freiheit

Christian Zaschke war mit Helge für die Sueddeutsche Zeitung auf Tournee.
Hier sein Bericht vom 12.4. 2011

Frankfurt – Die Barleute des Maritim in Frankfurt am Main wollen längst abschließen und ins Bett, aber jetzt geben sie noch einen aus. So etwas machen Hotelangestellte normalerweise nicht um drei Uhr nachts. Die Maritimmenschen aber haben in der Gruppe, die rauchend auf den Barhockern ausharrt, Prominente erkannt.

Foto: Thomas Rabsch/laif
Francisco Parisi
Helena
Komissar Schneider

Helge goes President

Fast schon eine Tradition: Am 7. Dezember lud Helge zur Pressekonferenz in den Admiralspalast. In Staatsmännischer Manier referierte Helge fast eine Stunde lang zur aktuellen Lage. Hier sind die Bilder von von Monique Wüstenhagen
Das Video zur Pressekonferenz gibt es bei YouTube >>>

Helge goes President
Helge goes President
Helge goes President
Helge goes President
Helge goes President
Helge goes President
Helge goes President
Helge goes President
Helge goes President
Helge goes President
Helge goes President
Helge goes President
Helge goes President

Tourneepause

Jetzt macht Helge Urlaub. Tragt Euch in den Newsletterservice >>> von Helges Hausmeister ein, und Ihr erfahrt sofort wenn etwas passiert

Tourneepause
Tourneepause
Tourneepause
Tourneepause
Tourneepause
Tourneepause
Tourneepause
Tourneepause
Tourneepause
Tourneepause

Erwin Klemke präsentiert: "Das Köln Konzert" - Ein offizielles live Bootleg

Mitschnitt der Karnevalshows 2010 in der Kölner Philharmonie

Die CD gibt es derzeit exclusiv beim Konzert-Merchandisingstand sowie im Online-Shop von Roofmusic!


Helge Konzerte im Berliner Admiralspalast 2011 finden statt!

Die Betreibergesellschaft des Berliner Admiralspalastes hat Ende August einen Insolvenzantrag gestellt.
Die Gastspiele von Helge im März/April 2011 dort sind davon nicht betroffen. Sie werden von der Agentur Semmel Concerts GmbH durchgeführt, die das Haus gemietet hat.
Karten gibt es hier auf der Homepage >>> und überall im örtlichen Vorverkauf.



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